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i'm blinded by my own talent! [27 May 2003|12:21am]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | bored ]



i'm conceited. go figure.

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::snicker:: [26 May 2003|12:29am]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | bouncy ]

and just when you thought i couldn't get any gayer, i present:



brought on by the saved by the bell E true hollywood story.

and kris, it's BLINKIE! i did that just for you, cupcake. ;)

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i guess i'm the welcome wagon. [24 May 2003|01:11am]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | awake ]

hi new members!

::waves::

we see you there. ;)

welcome to our madness. heh.

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office space...liciousness. [18 May 2003|11:07pm]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | annoyed ]



hahahahahahaha. *ahem* the greatest movie ever, this is.

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Bean Top Five [16 May 2003|12:35am]

totallyshortbus
[ mood | beaned ]

cause we are in love with this man. he is our sugar daddy. and he looks damn hot in an ascot. we present to you our second top five hunk of man, sean bean.

beanaliciousness aheadCollapse )

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my boys! [15 May 2003|01:37am]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | sleepy ]



HAHAHAHA. heh. *ahem*

cause i do say that a lot in real life.

and they are. they must. they will! ;)

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dom!!!!! [14 May 2003|10:18am]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | cheerful ]

Vital Stats:
Height 5'7"
DOB: 12/8/76 (Sagittarius Sun, Cancer Moon)
Born: Berlin, Germany
Family: Older brother (and a mess of nieces and nephews) Mum Aureen is a Nurse, Dad is a teacher
Car: Supposedly Sean's old Beemer, but has been spotted driving a convertible Mercedes
Dating: Officially single since before LOTR filming
Trivia: Dom is constantly covered in various jewelry, most of which he wears all the time, including a pendant with a washer on it; an "engagement ring" from Sean's daughter Ali. He also has two small star tattoos on his right foot.

um....AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. no, this wasn't relevant. who cares.

i agree with krista. if i don't sleep with one of these men soon i might die. ;)\

oh, i should also mention this came from Bag End Inn.

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[13 May 2003|11:54pm]

fayte
[ mood | amused ]

Fayte: ::has craigbabies::
Pam888jenk: oooh. ::has viggobabies::
Fayte: OOH! ::SPONTANEOUS DOMBABIES!!!::
Pam888jenk: OOOOOOOH. i want dom babies, too!
Pam888jenk: ::has more dom babies::
Pam888jenk: ::and some elijah babies::
Fayte: ::DOMBABYEXPLOSIONGOBOOM!::
Pam888jenk: ::beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean::
Fayte: ::TEENIEBEANIES!!!::
Pam888jenk: awwwwwww!
Fayte: haha
Pam888jenk: you know, i was so excited i forgot to put the word babies in my bean thing.
Pam888jenk: heh.
Pam888jenk: just ::bean::
Fayte: it was great just like it was.
Fayte: very classy.
Pam888jenk: yes. me cyber yelling bean at you. v. classy.
Fayte: no, i got excited. i squeed.

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love dom. love viggo. love men. whew. [10 May 2003|01:49am]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | anxious ]

October 4 2000

“Hungover...very funny: at lunch we were all wearing black and sunglasses. Rang Mum and Liv when I got in. Viggo left a long message on my machine. He leaves these kind of stream-of-consciousness messages on your machine like "Yeah, this is Viggo, I'm eating chicken, I'm wearing blue trousers, the sun is shining..." I always save the messages.“

-Dom (from his diary, excerpt from Mademoiselle, Oct 2001)

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*jumps up & down* [08 May 2003|09:25pm]

sparkletwilight
[ mood | giddy ]

WHOO!! I finally found people who have funny wording too! *giggles* Okay, so I'm new to the group (new to LJ technically). But, yeah, I'm Danielle. But call me Dani!! Yes, hmm... *goes to drool over hot LOTR men*

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and i like kitties. [08 May 2003|10:42pm]

fayte
[ mood | hyper ]

ok, pamela. bow down.



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i like things that sparkle! [08 May 2003|09:56pm]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | calm ]

woot! i have ventured off into non-lotr icon territory. and i'm so proud of myself i'm going to shamelessly make you pet my new pretties. PET THEM. :)

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::smirk:: [04 May 2003|11:59pm]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | bouncy ]

viggo icons. especially love the second one. that picture is the reason the man is my husband. *cough*

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Dom Top Five [30 Apr 2003|08:21pm]

totallyshortbus
[ mood | domtastic ]

we've decided out of sheer boredom to share our top 5 favorite pics of each actor. and since we both have been lusting fiercely after dom for the past few weeks, he's our first boy up.

get your dom onCollapse )

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[30 Apr 2003|01:59am]

fayte
[ mood | slightly insane ]



::poke, poke::

weeee!

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krista is a sluck [30 Apr 2003|12:52am]

totallyshortbus
[ mood | shortbus ]

hi kiddies. on with the shower of gaymansex. according to cosmo, as long as we don't wear pantyhose on our heads during sex, we are perfectly normal.

now we will present you with...::drumroll::...The Totem Pole of Pitchers.

there are certain slash combinations in the lord of the rings that should not take place. EVER. so we've compiled a list in the form of our favorite phallic object, the totem pole. for example: viggo is on the top because he will never be the catcher (see previous post). elijah is on the bottom because he'll never be the pitcher. everyone else just falls in between, in order of manliness, viggo being the top and elijah being the bottom (no pun intended).

Totem Pole of Pitchers:

1. viggo
2. bean
3. karl
4. craig
5. david
6. orlando
7. dom
8. elijah

yes, there is no billy or sean astin. billy because we feel he's too nice. no nastaliciousness about billy. and sean because he's pam's boyfriend.

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hothotmanpie [30 Apr 2003|12:36am]

totallyshortbus
[ mood | gigglicious ]

courtesy of my friend matthew: [8:55 PM]: it makes me feel gay just to visit it.

welcome to squeedle, the gaymanlovin' and wish-they-were-gaymanlovin' community of sandpapertouch and fayte.

an introduction is completely useless considering we're the only people here. ::echos::

anyway. in case you do stumble across this, hiii. we're drunk. :)

we are friends in real life, ie. outside of the internet. this community was born from our love of making lists about gaymansex. or actually, just the thought of most of the actors from the lord of the rings HAVING gaymansex. yes, gaymansex is a word.

before we post anything of substance ::snark::, we should explain our vocabulary...extensive vocabulary. let us begin...

pitcher: a word brought to us by our dear sometimes-gay friend auxien. it's the man who is on the giving end of the ever-so-popular gaymansex.

catcher: you guessed it. the receiver. :D ALWAYS ELIJAH. he is the bottom of the pitcher totem pole. this will be explained in a later post.

shortbus: you remember the kids who used to ride the school bus that was a little bit shorter than yours? that's us. :)

squeedle: it's what happens when you squee at a weedle.

you will also come across blatant overuse of the following terms: squee, snark, totally, seriously, durrr, asquee, OMG!!!1, thud...and any word ending with "licious."

these symbols are also highly overused: o_0, <333, {{{}}}

please enjoy your visit.

::wiggles::

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lucifer!viggo [29 Apr 2003|08:35pm]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | lonely ]

for my first substantial post, i give you....fandom icons. can never get enough of lucifer!viggo. get yer satan on. *ahem*



<3 the prophecy.

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[29 Apr 2003|08:00pm]

fayte
[ mood | happeee. ]

::pets pretty community::

hiiii.

::wiggle::

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woot! [29 Apr 2003|10:05am]

sandpapertouch
[ mood | awake ]

ok, kris. we're a community. i had to delete our other posts, though. wee! i made sure i could switch it back to a regular journal if we wanted. i had to make myself the bloody moderator, though. so much for changing my username. :D

ok, so. we're brilliant. ;)

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